Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Hawkeye's Rumor Report

Hey I'm reporting from my favorite team the "Hawkeyes!" If you've been watching or reading "The Hawkeye Report" you know about the rumors that people are saying about them.  Also if you really want more information I will tell you what the rumors are about.  They're about drugs and drug tests.  Not really a big deal, but to the coaches it is.  Gary Barta And Kirk Ferenze  met with the media today to set the record straight.  They had to say a lot of details to say that they didn't know about the receiver, and that they had no idea that he was selling drugs to the team players.  After the first few days Gary Barta heard all these rumors he got so mad and red that he looked like he just ate 1 million hot chilly peppers so did Kirk Ferenze.  They're making rumors about the team players because of one receiver in the past.  You want to know what happened?  I bet you do. The receiver in the past would  buy drugs, sell them to other players, then would keep some for himself.  One day he had inspection in his house and the police found drugs and a lot.  He was arrested and kicked off the team.  Then the fans kept on making rumors about  the other team players and that they would get arrested.  That's the story of the rumor report.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Haiku "Santa, Space, and Dragons"

Haiku 1 ready set and go,
1.  My roof is shaking
 Because a happy fat man
Is bringing good toys.
Thank you and that was Santa the Haiku that I made, here's the next one called space.

 2.  Flying all around
The galaxy we are in
With stars and comets.
 Thank you again and again that was space, and here's the next one , but you probably know it already.  Yep that's right Dragons.

 3.  Creatures that can fly
 That can also blow fire balls
 It can travel far.
 Thank you, thank you your to kind and good bye everybody, and have a merry Christmas and a happy new year!!!!!! 

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Singing contest

Hey everybody you need to know that I'm leading a pack of singers out in a club so you can make a lot of money because whoever is the best is going to join my band in 2018!!!!!!!!!!   First task you need to sing and make a video of scatman's world first task now start practiceing.

hard riddle number 2

I'm gray and dull but bright.  I always grow half an inch every day in a month.  At the end of the month I am full.  What am I?

Monday, December 13, 2010

UFO Spotting next to Twin Towers

Hey guys do you believe in UFO's?  If you don't watch the video.  Hey aren't they cute the girl with the camera man they're looking at the Twin Towers in 911 (5 minutes before.)  Huh what's that?  Where did it go?  Oh there it is.  Wow!!   What the heck was that?  Whel that's your evidince non believers bye.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Megaladon Shark

Hey guys look out for that shark!!!!!!  If you read the title you know what I'm blogging about.  A  Megaladon shark!!  People say it's fake but I believe this monster of the deepest sea's.  People keep making fake videos and fake photos.  There are only 2 things I know about it first thing I know about it it is the 2nd biggest shark in the world, and second if two megaladon sharks combined together it would equal the biggest shark in the world (The Whale Shark.)  What I'm trying to say is that two Megaladons would equal a Whale Shark.  This whole blog is trying to say if you see a Megaladon let me know, and that Megaladon Sharks are dangerous.  Well hope you like my blog exceptionally Dillon bye.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

A hard riddle

I'm cold in the inside but hot outside.  I will protect your belongings and take care of them.  What am I?

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Star Wars

Hey it's me padawon  you know what I am talking about Carter don't you.  Aka he goes nuts over it he even goes to a tree to find them.  Get it.  Anyways in Star Wars it's about Jedi fighting for peace with their army of clones or rebels.  While the emperor tries to kill the Jedi with their army of droids or storm troopers.  Also the Jedi's master is named Yoda.  Yoda feels every disturbance in the force.  My mom thinks it's kinda freaky how he senses everything.  I was pretty mad at the movie in cartoon version because the droids were so stupid.  My mom didn't even like it at the stupid parts even though it was sometimes funny.  Well bye.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Joke Of The Day

How do angels greet people?  Who ever get's this right gets a prize.  One time you can guess.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Griffin

 Hey I'm back and about to tell you about a Greek animal and other mythology's anyway it's called the "Griffin".  Griffins are a mythical creature half eagle and  half lion the Greeks decided to call it a Griffin.  People say that a Griffin shoots fire balls out of their mouths that I can't agree with that at all because they only have the ability to fly because other Greeks made it to only fly not to breath fire that  could kill their village.  People say it would be good if Griffins were still in our time again I disagree because they will eat you if they don't have any food.  People say that their would be sirens would go off if they were coming.  No!!!!!!  Imagine campers they wouldn't be safe no one would be safe outside!!!!!!!   You would have to live your life inside a house.  Well I'm going nuts  bye.

Sonic, Shadow, and Silver

Hey what's up the sky of course anyways I am going to tell you one of my favorite video game characters Sonic, Shadow, and Silver!!!!!!!!!!!  They're are awesome in my circumstances but you not so much.  Do you know that new Sonic game that just came out called "Sonic Colors" It sounds awesome for Sonic lovers like me.  If you haven't known that.  I'm going crazy over Sonic.  Sonic was made by a game company called "Sega" they made a good game they made about a hedgehog beating up a doctor that looks like an egg. 
Sonic was made by the game center called "Sega" and  they did a good choice of a hedgehog beating up a evil doctor that looks like an egg, and that he's capturing poorles animals that don't know how to do anything except panic in horror.  And that Sonic helps the poorles animals and risks his own life for them.  That is my opinion about the game sonic I actually have an Xbox 360  at my dads, and I even have a game about Sonic.  It's called  "Sonic the Hedgehog".  Most of the games are called Sonic the hedgehog.  Well hope you like the blog see ya.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Thanksgiving

Hi Zach here I'm about to tell you about Thanksgiving okay.  First things first thanksgiving isn't about getting all chubby and devouring the thanksgiving dinner.  It's about giving thanks for what we have and stuff.  Like I'm almost thankful for everything because it can help you in certain ways.  Thanksgiving to me is about giving thanks for the old people back then who invented stuff.  Like bathrooms, video games,  DVD's, and electricity.  Wait also refrigerator because it stores your food, drinks, and treats.  I'm really thankful for the refrigerator because like I said before it stores your food, drinks, and treats.  I usually  spend  my thanksgiving with two families  one with Grandma Sarah and one with Grandma Barb.  Thanksgiving means to me is about being thankful for what I have.  Happy Thanksgiving.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Throw it here he passes he catches he's going to the 50, the 40, the 30, the 20, the10, he's going all the way in for the touchdown!  Oh hi I didn't see you there how interesting but not as interesting as football.  Football is one of my favorite sport it is really even though I really never get a chance to play with anybody because people think I am weak but my dad always cheered me up every now and then.  Also I have a favorite College team and NFL team first off the college "Hawkeye's" NFL "Steallers" the funny thing is that both of them both have the same colors but that isn't why I like them.  Oh also NFL stands for "National Football League". It also makes sense.  Doesn't it?  If football wasn't invented I wouldn't make this blog okay so football is important in my circumstances.  Time  for the facts football is about two teams that have 11 players  on each team but they all have a lot of important stuff to do before the game.  Like who's  QB, who's wide receiver, who's blocking who and a lot more stuff like that but it's important to do so before a game.  Also the plays because so if they're doing a blitz the team needs to find a play that won't get to the other  teams advantage.  That's the whole point of the game mainly well not the main point you know what I mean.  Well bye.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Metallica

Hey I have another awesome band for you and you might have heard about it's called Metallica!  It's a American heavy metal rock band and a good one too.  The band started in Los Angeles California formed in 1981.  That's very early for my opinion but for you probably not.  The band was founded when an advertisement by the drummer ( Lars Ulrich ) in a local newspaper, was responded to by James Hetfield.  Metallica's line up has primarily consisted of Ulrich,( rhythm guitarist) and vocalist James Hetfield and lead guitarist Kirk Hammett, while going through a number of bassist ( Ron Mcgrovney, Cliff Burton, Jason Newstead). I'm just finding awesome facts on Wikipedia but at least you know the people and stuff.  Wait I almost forgot I am a big fan of Metallica so is my dad f y i (he has 8 CD's ).  That's all I have for today bye!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Christopher Columbus

Hey I am back peeps this time I'm about to tell you about great people from our state America.  Do you know who Christopher Columbus is?  If you don't I'll tell you about him.  Well first he was a early American well or a fact a earliest American.  When Columbus arrived to North America he thought he had reached a group of islands  between Asia and Australia.  He could be right well I am not sure but if I have a chance I'll look.  Back to the blog, Those islands were known as the "East Indies".   Well I need to read on to see if Columbus was really the first American  to North America.  We shall read on from the book.  Columbus therefore is called the first North American.  He wasn't the first North American  the Indians were the first it's true!!! 

Friday, October 29, 2010

Eddie Van Halen - Eruption

  Hey guys this is one of my favorite bands in the world it's number 1 in my top 5 in the world!  I'll tell you about the band VAN HALEN!  I'll tell you about the most best guitarist in history even though people are better than him  anyways his name is Eddie!!!!!!!!!!   I don't know his last name well I will look while I blog about him like now.  Ah ha!  Found it Eddie Van Halen.   Okay I'll start giving you the facts.  They started out with ground breaking music that turned the world to rock and roll.  Like Eruption the song the video that I put up listen to it and you will want to listen to it over and over again.  But there are more that I like but we'll stop talking about songs now shall we.  Edward has been the guitarist since the band started and he still isn't giving up yet.  Now I want guitar lessons from him he's awesome with his fingers.  but every time a new singer or drummer or bass guitarist came it took him a wile to hang out and get to know them.  Did you know that Eddie taught himself to play the guitar?   Also  he invented something on the guitar which I think is awesome he invented tapping on the guitar isn't it awesome.  If your a electric guitarist you should try tapping on the string but you have to tap hard on the string.  If you know that the band has had a big success in their life time in the band.  They have sold 80 million albums worldwide in our nation isn't that cool to have that many albums sold and have that many fans!  During the 1980's they also had more Billboard hot 100 hits than any other hard rock or heavy metal band.  According to the Recording Industry Association of America.  Now for the songs they play Hot for Teacher, Eruption, You Really Got Me, Spanish Fly Guitar.  Well that's all I have bye.








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What I learned this week

What I learned this week was singular and plural possessive nouns that shows ownership.  A singular possessive noun has a 's to it if it is singular and, if it is a plural possessive noun you just add a ' and a 's.  Also you are probably confused right now because you're saying in your head "Why both?"  Both because you know how I made a blog about irregular nouns and that fish, sheep, and shrimp.   Since they don't have a s at the end and is still plural you add 's. Does that make sense  to you whoever is reading this blog? It better or you'll have to read it over again and if it still doesn't make sense to you then you should learn it in school.   Well hope you like this blog see ya.






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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

School Board Agrees To Change Dress Code - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines

School Board Agrees To Change Dress Code - Des Moines News Story - KCCI Des Moines


Well if you are reading  this blog you heard about the dress code in Des Moines.  I don't know if I agree to the situation  in Des Moines because they're a lot of good things about it and I a lot of bad things.  The good thing is that if people make fun of you because what you're wearing and the dress code comes in and it makes the kid wear the same clothing as you so you won't be make fun of you and that is good right for the kid who isn't being make fun of anymore.  I'm sorry if I made  you  not take a breath from that sentence then again I am sorry. And the bad thing is that you can't wear what they want to wear.  But still they're are a lot of things that include good/bad  also I don't have a feeling for the dress code to explain to you not trying to get outrageous or anything  but I will stop talking and end this blog so bye.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Vertebrates Are Reptiles!

Yo I'm back are you happy?  You better be because I am going to make you learn about Reptiles and how they're vertebrates.  1st vertebrates  are things that have a  backbone.  Reptiles are vertebrates.  I bet you know other Reptiles but I bet you didn't know that dinosaurs and dragons are reptiles.  Did you know that?  If you did know I'll have to give you 5 bucks but it will take awhile  for me to hunt them down.  Got you ha ha ha ha!  Reptiles are cold blooded.  Cold blooded means body temperature changes with the temperature around them pretty cool huh.  A reptile doesn't have skin like we do they have dry, scaly skin.  My mom is scared of one reptile we have it in are backyard it's a snake!  She just hates them.  Most reptiles have 2 pairs of legs with 5 toes on each foot.  Just like us  but we have arms and not scaly skin. Well got to go bye!

Friday, October 22, 2010

What I learned this week

I learned about Vertebrates  and Irregular  nouns!  Irregular nouns are "fish, sheep, shrimp, and moose."  There are other Irregular nouns but I bet you know some others.  Also did you know that " fish, sheep, shrimp, deer, and moose" that if it has the word "a" right before the word "fish" it's singular?  Well Irregular nouns like the word the word "fish" it depends on the sentence.  "Oh!" I forgot  one thing "fish can be singular or plural."  I learned in science that a Reptile's, Amphibian's, Mammal's, and fish all have backbones.  They're Vertebrates.  They have backbones. Well half to hit the hay bye.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Sharks

Our shark facts are a great to learn all about the great animal that is the shark.  There are many myths surrounding the shark that often contribute to the idea that sharks are extremely dangerous eating machines.  While certain shark species can be described as dangerous to man, the actual statistics of attacks, injuries and death might surprise you.


 Read on through our fascinating facts!
 

  •  Sharks have been here for 400 years - long before dinosaurs even existed.  
  •   Sharks have the most powerful jaws on the planet.  
  •  Sharks never run out of teeth - when one is lost another spins forward from the rows of back up teeth.    
  •   A shark may use 20,000 teeth in their entire life.   
  •   The Great White Shark rarely partakes in feeding frenzies.

Friday, October 15, 2010

What I learned this week

This week I learned about Singular, Plural, and Irregular nouns.  A Singular noun means single (or one.)  It also has single in it.  A Plural noun means more than one like puppies, moms, and dads.  Also some are tricky to spell. Like for es  are endings  if the letters are ( sh, s, x, ch, e, z.)  Also if it ends in a consonant y you replace the y to i and es.  And if  it ends in a voul y you add a s.  When I was blogging one day I couldn't spell tries right then I remembered about what I learned and I spelled it, t-r-i-e-s tries and I had no worries .  I also learned  about the Chili Miners and what happened to them.  33 miners were stuck in a half a mile hole underground!  The happy part is that they all survived!  Wouldn't it be scary that far underground for 69 days?  Back to the blog I learned about elapsed time also if the beginning has more minutes  than the the second one you take away 1 hour than get the minutes in the 1st one to the second one that's a little confusing to you I bet if it does  give me  20 bucks.   I'm just kidding that's all I learned this week bye.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Octopuses

What's up I am back to teach you  about octopuses and what they have in their body's and what they don't have in their body's.  An octopus  doesn't have any bones to give it shape.  If I had an octopus I would call him Mr. Squishy because he doesn't have any bones and stuff.  Octopuses  have a loose body like a flabby bag.  It's hard to know what an octopus really looks like, because  it's shape depends upon what it is doing.  Man you scientists need to work on finding a normal shape for an octopus not trying to be mean or anything and if it hurt your feelings scientists I am sorry.  An octopus has eight legs or arms I don't know the book doesn't tell anyway they are called tentacles for crawling like a baby and picking up things.  A short tube called funnel sticks out of the octopus's body.  It's not a funnel cake like at adventure land even though their good but it isn't what were talking about.  When a octopus wants to move fast, it fills its body with water  and squirts it out to move.  I want to try something like that oh ya I remember we use are legs.  A hungry octopus stretches  it's tentacles out in all directions.  I have to disagree  it means it wants to break dance I just made it up. Well got to go so bye.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Beauty of Minnesota

I have amazing facts about Minnesota!  Are you ready?  Okay then lets learn.  Minnesota is filled with 10,000 of lakes.  I bet it took months to count that many lakes!  That would be hard too remember witch number your on.  But were not going to talk about that the hole time are we?  Minnesota is called the..."The Land of 10,000 Lakes."  I would call it too many lakes state.  Funny huh.  Anyway Minnesota is beautiful with a lot of natural places.  There's one fact that I know that isn't in the book. Want to here it?  Of course you do.  Minnesota in the summer always don't go together  much because there is a lot of tornadoes in Minnesota each year.  That's scary.  Anyway Minnesota is called Minnesota because of the Minnesota Lake.  Did you know that Minnesota means cloudy or milky water?  Minnesota has a big farm community.  Also when they mean big they mean big.  There is also a mining and manufacturing is big there.  Well farming is bigger then those two.  Well time to hit the road bye.